Entry 5: "Obama Needs To Be Impeached"

WARNING: THIS VIDEO WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SMARTER!

WARNING: HE DROPS THE N BOMB!

WARNING: DO NOT EAT BEFORE WATCHING!

Well Dr. Lovejoy, I'm at a loss. I know that this guy was trying to persuade me to think something, but he ended up turning me against the "cause" he is standing (or sitting) for. I feel sorry for him because it must be disheartening when your propaganda video is counterproductive.

Okay so this guy pretty much says a lot of nothing in almost 8 minutes, besides the fact that President Obama needs to be impeached for banning flavored chewing tobacco (his favorite whisky copenhagen in particular). Since he really doesn't have much of an argument, he ends up resorting to using name calling, as his primary propaganda technique. He covers a lot of ground with that, and makes sure not to leave anyone out. This guy ends up using glittering generalities to defend his rights to say what ever his brain can process between his chewing, by saying he's a "real American". All in all he ends up chewing up everything he says into a big, whisky flavored, spit soaked wad of false dilemma. The president's intentions are not to make you suffer, but to protect children from starting bad habits. I mean think about it, he was (maybe still is) a smoker too! To be frank, I don't necessarily agree with the ban either. Or at least I didn't until I watched someone chewing tobacco for 8 minutes. So good job Skoalrebel, you converted me to the wrong side. Ironic. EPIC FAIL.